Brad D asked:
I’m getting tired of seeing all these girly-men get pushed around by women. As an Alpha male I can lead them and give them advice, but my power ends once they leave my sight. The only other way to fix this problem is to train girly-men to be Alpha males.
I’m getting tired of seeing all these girly-men get pushed around by women. As an Alpha male I can lead them and give them advice, but my power ends once they leave my sight. The only other way to fix this problem is to train girly-men to be Alpha males.
November 18th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
It’s called martial arts classes.
November 18th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Put women in their place, I like that..
Us men are strong, proud, powerful and intelligent creature. We created everything. Us men need to be more united!
November 21st, 2008 at 11:37 am
Make sure you put out plenty of extra chairs so the Alpha- women are comfortable while watching you teach your class! Oh, Alpha-women like herbal tea and chocolate as a refreshment, please.
November 22nd, 2008 at 7:30 am
Damn, this link is soooo handy today.
Celebrate the masculine community! This should be required reading for all students. YOU’RE WELCOME!
November 24th, 2008 at 5:53 am
Sure you can call it “Loser 101″
November 26th, 2008 at 4:18 am
You know, I find it very ironic that you think you’re more of a man for whining about having your undeserved privilidges taken away. It seems to me that a real man would want to EARN respect and deference through his deeds, not just demand it as his right for happening to have a Y chromosome. But I guess that makes me a wussy, right Brad?
November 28th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Right. First class should be “How to puff on your inhaler before you try to talk to girls.”
The next class, “How to talk to a girl without mentioning your fourth level status as a dungeon master.”
Third class, “How to not have uncontrollable erections when you talk to a girl.”
Fourth class, “How to move out of your mother’s basement by the time you’re 40…and talk to a girl”
Damn…I did it again. Is there rehab for this sort of thing?
November 29th, 2008 at 10:54 am
but who would you get to teach it?
November 29th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Do you have the qualifications necessary?
December 1st, 2008 at 9:14 am
Really? I didn’t think men let women push them around.
December 2nd, 2008 at 8:59 am
I’d say educating men on how to be Alpha Males is a valid part of any Gender Studies curriculum.
Consider this topic your training ground.
December 3rd, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Is there a doctor in the house?
December 4th, 2008 at 4:54 am
Aw, Brad! I just got all those girly-men trained the way I want! Now you’re going to go and spoil all that behavior modification I’ve done!
EDIT: Pushy — make up your mind! Is it a banana, a baloney, a purple helmet, or what?
December 5th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
oh please do.
and when ur done…
we feminists can act like we give a dang.
December 7th, 2008 at 9:10 am
No, you shouldn’t start an alpha male training class, since you don’t have a clue on how to be a man. You’re a pathetic excuse for a man, though. You could start a pathetic-excuse-for-a-man training class. You’d be great at that.
December 8th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
You’re so CUTE when you puff up like that!
Yes, by all means, train others to act as you act, think as you think, believe as you believe. It doesn’t seem unfair, given that many men and women appearing here in G&WS are, like you, dedicated ax-grinders. IGNORE those snide ‘Taliban’ allusions from the heretics.
I would suggest only that you leader types should wear the red ping-pong ball nose as an unmistakable sign of your status. You know how obtuse those Betas can be; they might not see your strength immediately without the hint.
Alphas lead, Betas follow, Gammas laugh at silly parades colliding in the square. Gammas live longer.